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Junior Girl Abroad Takes Pill in Ibiza to Fulfill Cultural Diversity Core Hot

Abroad Sep 17, 2026

The university originally rejected Rall’s proposal, noting that spending 36 hours in “Ibitha” and telling everyone she is “basically fluent,” did not constitute becoming a global citizen.   Administrators reversed the decision Monday after CAB announced Posner, known for... Read more

Due To Budget Cuts, UMaine Game To Have Gloving Show At Halftime

Sports Sep 16, 2026

Aspiring glovers may be seen practicing their twirls and tuts in the Williams basement,... Read more

10 Things Now Requiring Duo Mobile Authentication Hot

Lists Sep 15, 2026

"Always use protection! Protect your phone and yourself from viruses by verifying your slink... Read more

Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student

Big Issues Sep 14, 2026

Concerned roommates of economics major Poe Zur (MCAS ‘29), reached out to The Classic... Read more

Student With Victim Complex Enrolls In Victimology, Expects An Easy A

Big Issues Sep 9, 2026

Whether it be an interest in criminal behavior or a handcuff kink that initially... Read more
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