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Spooky! Girlfriend Wonders Why Boyfriend’s Yellow Minion Costume Turned Green Hot

Campus Culture Oct 29, 2026

"She eventually saw big, blue handprints on “his tight short-shorts” and that same paint lining his whale tail as he turned toward the bathroom." Read more

Physics Major Asks Lab Partner To “Torque” On It Hot

Campus Culture Oct 23, 2026

HIGGINS HALL — While most U.S. women are looking for “a man in finance,... Read more

BCIC Invests In Shein Ahead Of Last-Minute $2 Costume Purchases

Big Issues Oct 21, 2026

The proposal was simple: The club places 10% of BC’s endowment in Shein stock. “Halloween... Read more

2 Dead, 13 Injured, And 4 Missing After Fr. Jack’s Post-Inauguration Rave

Butler Oct 20, 2026

After what many are calling the “low-kirkenuinely most lit” night in Boston College history,... Read more

Report Finds That Approximately 98% Of Burns Library Artifacts Just Antique Smut

Big Issues Oct 19, 2026

A recent study conducted by The New England Classic found that approximately 98% of... Read more
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