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Econ Major Larps As CSOM Student

Big Issues Sep 14, 2026

Concerned roommates of economics major Poe Zur (MCAS ‘29), reached out to The Classic detailing Zur’s worrying behavior in past weeks. “Bro leaves the eight-man head to toe in Peter Millar,” one Walsh roommate said. “After that, I never... Read more

Student With Victim Complex Enrolls In Victimology, Expects An Easy A

Big Issues Sep 9, 2026

Whether it be an interest in criminal behavior or a handcuff kink that initially... Read more

Tabling A Cappella Groups Ask BC “What That Throat Do?” Hot

Campus Culture Sep 9, 2026

The Acoustics tried to give a solution but no one listens to the Acoustics... Read more

Uh Oh! West Coaster Mistakes Arts Fest For Coachella

Campus Culture Apr 24, 2026

After Two Friends’ cancellation and a sold out Chainsmoker’s concert for LDOC, students should... Read more

Tsunami Doomsday Preppers Convince Students To Walk Around Campus In Goggles

Campus Culture Apr 23, 2026

Hundreds of students have been seen hitting the Plex, sitting in class, and dining... Read more
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