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Report Finds That Approximately 98% Of Burns Library Artifacts Just Antique Smut

Big Issues Oct 19, 2026

A recent study conducted by The New England Classic found that approximately 98% of the artifacts housed in Burns Library are merely historical smut. “To be fair, we never really thought anybody would look into it that closely,” said... Read more

Alumni Breaking Into Your Mod Says It’s Chill Because He “Lived Here In ’81”

Campus Culture Oct 16, 2026

The Classic spoke to former 29A resident Reilly Unc (CSON ’26) about the Alumni... Read more

Blimey! Exchange Student From Liverpool Buzzin’ For Fr. Jack’s “Coronation” Hot

Abroad Oct 15, 2026

“I know it’s a wee silly for a Liverpool bloke like me to love... Read more

Elementary Education Major Mistakes Plato Seminar For Play-Doh Seminar

School Oct 14, 2026

When The New England Classic asked Inez Fant (LSEHD ’27) about her decision to... Read more

“It’s Actually Kind Of Underground…” WZBC Host Is Going To “Music City” For Fall Break

Campus Culture Oct 9, 2026

The itinerary for Indy’s weekend includes trips to grassroot speakeasies featuring bluegrass acoustic girl... Read more
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