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2 Dead, 13 Injured, And 4 Missing After Fr. Jack’s Post-Inauguration Rave Hot

Butler Oct 20, 2026

After what many are calling the “low-kirkenuinely most lit” night in Boston College history, the world is left wondering what went wrong. Read more

Report Finds That Approximately 98% Of Burns Library Artifacts Just Antique Smut

Big Issues Oct 19, 2026

A recent study conducted by The New England Classic found that approximately 98% of... Read more

Alumni Breaking Into Your Mod Says It’s Chill Because He “Lived Here In ’81”

Campus Culture Oct 16, 2026

The Classic spoke to former 29A resident Reilly Unc (CSON ’26) about the Alumni... Read more

Blimey! Exchange Student From Liverpool Buzzin’ For Fr. Jack’s “Coronation” Hot

Abroad Oct 15, 2026

“I know it’s a wee silly for a Liverpool bloke like me to love... Read more

Elementary Education Major Mistakes Plato Seminar For Play-Doh Seminar

School Oct 14, 2026

When The New England Classic asked Inez Fant (LSEHD ’27) about her decision to... Read more
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