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Romantic! Long Distance E-Sex Scheduled On Public Google Calendar Hot

Abroad Feb 13, 2026

Students get their hopes up that their situationship will snap them back by the big day, disinterested boyfriends same-day ship gold-painted roses from TikTok shop, and long-distance couples organize a call for some quality time semi-together. Read more

10 Kalshi Bets That Somehow Didn’t Hit For Your Roommate This Super Bowl

Sports Feb 11, 2026

In case that doesn’t sound like the best time ever, there’s one more thing... Read more

Help! My Boyfriend Wants Me To Wear A Drake Maye Mask During Sex Until The Super Bowl

Boston Feb 7, 2026

In an interview with Pat “Pat Sloveer” Sloveer (CSOM ‘28) and his girlfriend, Pykmeigh... Read more

“Technically By Credits, I’m A Senior” Says 30-Year-Old Man At The 100 Days Dance

Campus Culture Feb 6, 2026

“Technically by credits, I’m a senior this year,” says Cho Pedunc (MCAS ‘18, MCAS... Read more

UGBC President Saw Their Shadow, Six More Weeks Until UGBC Statement On ICE

Big Issues Feb 6, 2026

After Punxsutawney Phil declared his shadow seen on Fox News, President Dewchitt was quick... Read more
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